Monday, September 28, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Needless to say, I have not taken him up on that offer.
Monday, July 13, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Humanitarian and Pet lovers live in nine houses. It will attract those who live to save the little guy. Medical people, visionaries and social workers love to live in a nine house. When living in a nine house, one may find that their psychic awareness develops a lot quicker.
Keep it tidy and safe, for this house activates the tendencies to become accident-prone.
Positive Colour Suggestions: Yellow, Pink, Violet and Indigo.
Try it out: http://www.think-aboutit.com/Spiritual/TheNumerologyofHouseNumbers.htm
Friday, February 13, 2009
On the Chinese New Year, lettuce is said to bring good fortune.
In some Asian cultures, long noodles represent a long life -- cutting your noodles before eating them is like cutting your life short.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
I picked it up while drilling in the Leesburg area. The depth of the rock was approximately 80 feet. The fossils in the rock have always been known to me as potato chips. As of today they have a real identification! . The fossil is a Lepidocyclina. It is from the Ocala Limestone from the Late Eocene.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Your result for The Personality Defect Test...
You are 29% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad
So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.
I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Your exact opposite is the Smartass.
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
1. What is your name: Sandy
2. A 4 Letter Word: Snog
3. A Boys Name: Samuel
4. A Girls Name: Salena
5. An Occupation: Sedimentologist
6. A Color: Silver
7. Something you wear: Shawl
8. A Beverage: Stoli and Sprite
9. A Food: Soup
10. Something found in the bathroom: Soap
11. A place: Siberia
12. A Reason for being late: Slept in
13. Something you shout : "Sh*t!"