Monday, September 28, 2009

check out this $125 dress

I know I do not have the best fashion sense but this dress just doesn't sit right with me

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Elvis lives in Jacksonville!

Upon my many hours working in Jacksonville I have come across Elvis. Yes Elvis is alive and living in one of Jacksonville's low income areas. He often approaches my coworkers and me to talk, invite us to dinner with his family, and over for beers after work. Yesterday, I received a very interesting offer. While collecting GPS coordinates, he approached me and stated, "I have a bed in my bedroom." The only way I could respond to him was with a dumbfounded look. I am pretty sure that my jaw was hanging open. He then added, "You can rent it for 75 dollars a week." For the remainder of the day when ever I would be working around him he would resume talking about this "room for rent" .....

Needless to say, I have not taken him up on that offer.

Monday, July 13, 2009

It could be true.....

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

Maybe this is why they are still haveing the Great Fork Rebellion....

Saturday, April 25, 2009

House Numerology

House Number 9
Humanitarian and Pet lovers live in nine houses. It will attract those who live to save the little guy. Medical people, visionaries and social workers love to live in a nine house. When living in a nine house, one may find that their psychic awareness develops a lot quicker.

Keep it tidy and safe, for this house activates the tendencies to become accident-prone.

Positive Colour Suggestions: Yellow, Pink, Violet and Indigo.

Try it out:

Friday, February 13, 2009

Hilarious food-related superstitions!

On the Chinese New Year, lettuce is said to bring good fortune.


If you see bubbles in your coffee cup, spoon them into your mouth before they burst, and you'll get money from somewhere unexpected. (Like the lawsuit against the coffeehouse that served you the soapy coffee, perhaps?)


Everyone knows the superstition of throwing salt over your left shoulder to keep evil spirits away. Well according to Greek folklore, salt can also be used to get rid of unwanted guests. BTW, Greeks also believe that Tuesday the 13th is unlucky, not Friday the 13th.


To cure baldness, pour rum on a hairless head. (Note: Do not do this to a baldy without warning.)


In some Asian cultures, long noodles represent a long life -- cutting your noodles before eating them is like cutting your life short.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Behold the glory of the Lepidocyclina!

I have had this rock for two years.
rock 001

rock 006

I picked it up while drilling in the Leesburg area. The depth of the rock was approximately 80 feet. The fossils in the rock have always been known to me as potato chips. As of today they have a real identification! . The fossil is a Lepidocyclina. It is from the Ocala Limestone from the Late Eocene.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Life is pain!

Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Emo Kid

You are 29% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:

life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at

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Saturday, January 17, 2009



1. What is your name: Sandy
2. A 4 Letter Word: Snog
3. A Boys Name: Samuel
4. A Girls Name: Salena
5. An Occupation: Sedimentologist
6. A Color: Silver
7. Something you wear: Shawl
8. A Beverage: Stoli and Sprite
9. A Food: Soup
10. Something found in the bathroom: Soap
11. A place: Siberia
12. A Reason for being late: Slept in
13. Something you shout : "Sh*t!"