Things to keep in mind while you are reading this is that if someone did not do these things it wouldn't be a law.
- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. (Well maybe they don't want your hair to burn?)
- A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. (good thing I am afraid of heights)
- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (Always bring my purse when I ride my elephant into town)
- It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Reminder to self always bring a change of clothes in case I feel the need to break out into song)
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (Shame...I have always liked to see a man all dressed up. I guess I will have to make sure boy has a strapped gown to wear out)
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (not to mention it might hurt....make sure you pet him the correct way)
- It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
- When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. (I would really like to know how they will monitor that)
- Topless walking within a 150 foot zone between the beach and the street is prohibited
- It is illegal to jog with your eyes closed.
- It unlawful for you to put livestock on a school bus.
Ok I am going to try and get some sleep now
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